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It's easy to hop on and hop off your partner in a pinch, you get tons of clitoral stimulation thanks to the angle of his penis, and you can push your body up against his to take him as deep as you like.

Do It: With your partner sitting in the driver or passenger seat, climb on top and straddle them. Option to recline as far back as you both desire. Like Cargirl, only with your back and butt facing your partner so they get allll the views and you get a nice one of the parking lot.

JK: This position is really great for hitting your G-spot —and controlling the depth and pace of your partner's thrusts, since you can lean on the glove compartment for leverage.

Do It: Have your partner sits on the driver or passenger seat or backseat, if you want , and straddle him facing away.

Brace the window or glove compartment for stability as you grind. Straight-up missionary can be tough to do in the car, since chances are, neither of you will be able to extend your legs fully.

Doggy-style, on the other hand, is perfect: You get deep penetration and G-spot stimulation, he gets to take you from behind while bending his torso over yours, and you both get easy access to your clitoris.

Do It: Climb into the backseat, then get on all fours. Have your partner kneel behind you and enter, draping his upper body over yours.

If you're tired say, you pulled over after a little too much Alfredo at your fave restaurant , go ahead and let your partner take the driver seat In this position, you get to lie down with bent legs Do It: Get in the backseat and lie on your back with bent knees while your partner straddles you.

He then inserts his penis through the tight opening created by your semi-closed legs, increasing the intensity of penetration. One way to take up less space in the car?

Fold your body in half or the closest thing to it. The Seashell is a clutch car-sex position for this very reason—and the fact that you can have him "ride high," rubbing his pubic bone against your clit, or "ride low," directly stimulating your G-spot with the head of his penis.

He enters you from a missionary position. Okay, so, disclaimer: The Om is a tantric sex move, which involves more slow rocking than hard pounding.

But it's kinda romantic, if that's your thing. If it is, Jack and Rose would be proud. Wrap your legs around him and hug each other for support.

This lying-down position is great for backseats, since your bodies are basically intertwined with each other and your legs are bent, unlike in missionary.

The bonus of lying down? No chance of banging your head on the car ceiling. That's the worst. Do It: Climb into the backseat, then lie down and turn onto your sides to face each other.

Scooch toward each other until he can enter you, and use your arms and various parts of the car, like the locked! Want to crank up the kink on your own car-sex scene?

The Spider is a must if you want to make things a little more hardcore. The position creates intense penetration while letting you and your partner get a full look at each other's bodies—something that most car-sex positions can't do.

Do It: Both of you s it on the backseat with legs toward each other, arms back to support yourselves. Now move together and onto his penis.

Your hips will be between his spread legs, your knees bent, and feet outside of his hips and flat on the seat. Rock back and forth.

Weight Loss. United States. Type keyword s to search. Today's Top Stories. Vegan In-N-Out Burgers. Now that you're ready to jump your partner during your next Trader Joe's trek, here's how to have great sex in a car, from expert tips to the best positions: 1.

Plus, it gives my genitals something to do other than pee all the time, which any old stupid catheter could do, and probably better.

Plus, with many folks temporarily relocated to family members' houses this time of year, the idea of sex in a car may be sounding more appealing than usual.

So, with that in mind, we decided a practical, honest, and useful Jalopnik Sex In Cars Guide was just what everyone needs. Now, I should issue a quick disclaimer here, I think: I'm not claiming to be any kind of sex expert or anything like that.

At all. Really, I can give you ex-girlfriends' emails who'll back that up. And, while I guess we're sort of advocating having sex, don't be stupid or an asshole or anything like that.

This guide is for around two consenting adults of any gender, gender identity, combination of genders, identities, genitals, orifices, what have you.

Everyone's welcome. While my sex-in-cars experience has been as a close enough man with women, all the guidance here should work for whatever you've convinced, somehow, to do these things with you.

So have at it. Now, as far as why I'm qualified to write this guide, I think some justification is in order. First, I do the graphics and diagrams, so the other Jalops handed this one to me for that reason.

Second, like I suspect nearly everyone reading this, I've had sex in cars. And, not just cars, but a reasonable variety of cars ranging from Volvo s to Buick Skylarks to that greatest of challenges, original VW Beetles.

I mention this only to convince you that I'm not just pulling this out of my ass, like a certain sock I could mention after one time in a Beetle. A question a child might ask, but not a childish question.

Interestingly, my research has found that there are only two valid reasons to have sex in a car:. It sounds fun to everyone involved and You just don't have any other choice.

That's it. There are no other reasons. If you don't meet one or both of these requirements, don't have sex in a car.

Go fuck on a bed or a couch or a verdant field or a trampoline or something. And these conditions have to be met to the letter: for the first one, both or more if you're ambitious and have a suitable vehicle have to be absolutely down with the idea, and for the second one, it has to be the only reasonable option.

And, if you're that magical combination of a cheater who's too cheap to pay for a room, this may be a good point to really reconsider what you're doing.

The first reason can happen in a lot of different ways— you both just can't wait, the change of scenery and environment seems exciting, you really love your car, whatever.

It just means it only works if everyone wants it, and the actual reasons why don't really matter. The second reason may actually be the more likely motivator, as for many people, their car isn't just a means of transport, it's the only really personal space you have.

Cars are unique that way, among all the non-dwelling things we own. It's one of the only things we have that's both an object and a location.

Nothing else really comes close. Sure, you could, technically, spend time inside your washing machine or refrigerator, but we all know it's not the same.

And you sure as hell can't get it on in the dryer. Cars are important personal spaces, and I'm sure people have been fucking in them since they were still horse-drawn carriages.

It's our nature. Give people a small, intimate space with any cushioned surface inside and as soon as possible we'll try to figure out how to get it on in there.

Cars are unusual in that they exist in a sort of grey area with regard to their status as public or private space. A car itself, out on public roads, is most certainly in public space.

But what about the interior of a car? When inside your car, are you actually in a private space? It usually feels like it, but the law treats the inside of your car as a public space.

So, when you have sex in your car, you're technically having sex in public. Bu there's a big difference between what you're "technically" doing and what is actually happening, both sexually and otherwise.

As long as you're not in a convertible, you can reasonably treat your car as a private space. But you have to take some precautions:. I don't care if you think it's exciting to throw down while illegally parked across lanes of traffic in Times Square, it's just going to make trouble for everyone.

Remember, your goal should be the sex in the car, not complicating the day for hundreds or thousands of people you never met. So park somewhere out of the way.

Chances are good that you and your partner's interest in car-coitus happened suddenly, so you likely don't have a lot of good privacy equipment handy.

Tinted windows help, but those are illegal in a number of states. So, you improvise. Sunglass side out, ideally. And, be thankful your partner only saw you had that in your car at this point when it's useful or its unlikely they'd be there at all.

Next, since you won't be needing all those clothes, use them as ersatz shades. Secure one end of some pants in the top of the side window or doorjamb like curtains.

Use the coat hangers that are usually on the B pillar to hang shirts and dresses or what have you. Take some time to do this well as it will help you relax and be uninhibited when things get going.

If you sit and do anything in a closed car the windows will steam up. Do your taxes, play Game Boy Tetris, masturbate, whatever, the truth is your breath is always hot and wet and will fog those windows up.

For car sex, this adds a nice steam-room effect that helps a great deal with privacy, but it also immediately telegraphs to everyone who sees the car that there are Goings On inside.

It shouts the idea but whispers the details. I've had cops interruptus my coitus in cars a number of times, and it's always the same procedure: they knock on the windows, you and your partner panic and scramble to pull on enough clothes to be decent often with lots of pubes in zippers and watches and jewelry finding their ways inside intimate openings and you both exit the car.

At that point, they always separated me from my partner, and they always asked her if she "wanted to be there. Since I'm no rapist, they always answered "yes" and then always got the most withering looks of dismay and disbelief from the cops as they looked between me and my partner.

What the cops are doing, even though it amounts to the most formalized and total cock-blocking known to man, is actually a good thing. They're making sure everyone seems capable of making reasonable decisions and that everyone's there consensually.

I've never been ticketed or even treated badly in these situations. Cops are people, and they get it. The last time this happened my wife then girlfriend and I just decided what the hell less than a mile from our house.

The cops were actually laughing and apologetic, saying that someone called it in who? Why were they paying that much attention? So, the upshot: if you're caught, be cool and don't fight it.

Just go somewhere else, or take it as a hint to wait a bit for a better opportunity. Also, if you're going to have sex in a car, make sure you're not too drunk to be driving and, of course, be damn sure everyone's into it.

Okay, so now that you've, incredibly, found someone willing to do this with you, you've located a suitable quiet side street or parking lot, and you're very eager to get started, already.

What now? In whatever part of your car you're going to make this happen, try and get things as clean as you can.

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It's easy to hop on and hop off your partner in a pinch, you get tons of clitoral stimulation thanks to the angle of his penis, and you can push your body up against his to take him as deep as you like.

Do It: With your partner sitting in the driver or passenger seat, climb on top and straddle them. Option to recline as far back as you both desire.

Like Cargirl, only with your back and butt facing your partner so they get allll the views and you get a nice one of the parking lot.

JK: This position is really great for hitting your G-spot —and controlling the depth and pace of your partner's thrusts, since you can lean on the glove compartment for leverage.

Do It: Have your partner sits on the driver or passenger seat or backseat, if you want , and straddle him facing away. Brace the window or glove compartment for stability as you grind.

Straight-up missionary can be tough to do in the car, since chances are, neither of you will be able to extend your legs fully.

Doggy-style, on the other hand, is perfect: You get deep penetration and G-spot stimulation, he gets to take you from behind while bending his torso over yours, and you both get easy access to your clitoris.

Do It: Climb into the backseat, then get on all fours. Have your partner kneel behind you and enter, draping his upper body over yours.

If you're tired say, you pulled over after a little too much Alfredo at your fave restaurant , go ahead and let your partner take the driver seat In this position, you get to lie down with bent legs Do It: Get in the backseat and lie on your back with bent knees while your partner straddles you.

He then inserts his penis through the tight opening created by your semi-closed legs, increasing the intensity of penetration. One way to take up less space in the car?

Fold your body in half or the closest thing to it. The Seashell is a clutch car-sex position for this very reason—and the fact that you can have him "ride high," rubbing his pubic bone against your clit, or "ride low," directly stimulating your G-spot with the head of his penis.

He enters you from a missionary position. Okay, so, disclaimer: The Om is a tantric sex move, which involves more slow rocking than hard pounding.

But it's kinda romantic, if that's your thing. If it is, Jack and Rose would be proud. Wrap your legs around him and hug each other for support.

This lying-down position is great for backseats, since your bodies are basically intertwined with each other and your legs are bent, unlike in missionary.

The bonus of lying down? No chance of banging your head on the car ceiling. That's the worst. Do It: Climb into the backseat, then lie down and turn onto your sides to face each other.

Scooch toward each other until he can enter you, and use your arms and various parts of the car, like the locked! Want to crank up the kink on your own car-sex scene?

The Spider is a must if you want to make things a little more hardcore. The position creates intense penetration while letting you and your partner get a full look at each other's bodies—something that most car-sex positions can't do.

Do It: Both of you s it on the backseat with legs toward each other, arms back to support yourselves. Now move together and onto his penis.

Your hips will be between his spread legs, your knees bent, and feet outside of his hips and flat on the seat.

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